My brother destroyed the lyrics to Manfred Mann’s “Blinded By The Light.” He ran around the house in his underwear singing “blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche ….”
How many ways can you explain that the only “douche” in the room was him??? It took us years to get him to stop saying “penis” when he discovered that word. What is it with men??
My brother has gone through his life like a deer caught in the headlights. A lot of cars have had to swerve to miss him cause he really likes to lick the salt on the roads.
I have been blinded by the light once or twice but not like a spiritual mystical light, more like one of those 10 million candle watt flashlights that the police use when they are looking through the ditches for bodies …
In fact it was exactly like that.
I only ran because I was on the track team and in training for the next big meet and we had already gone through an evening of just sitting around and eating … I had to burn some calories.
Kids today are such wimps, trying to outrun the helicopters, the (Read more…)
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